{"product_id":"socksmith-women-s-mother-hen-novelty-cotton-crew-socks-green-heather","title":"Socksmith Women's Mother Hen Novelty Cotton Crew Socks — Green Heather","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn a perfect world, Mother Hen would babysit your kids while you take a nap, and socks would grow on trees. But alas, reality is just a bunch of chickens clucking around, and you still have to pay for your socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese socks come in Women’s S\/M (shoe 6‑10.5) — which also fits Men’s 5‑9 — making them versatile and inclusive. Care is easy: machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach. Perfect as a gift for farm lovers, chicken \u003c\/span\u003ekeepers, or those who favor quirky, stylish socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"2061\"\u003eSimpson Outfitters delivers fun, quality socks with standout designs like this — no boring socks here.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socksmith","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48587083710696,"sku":"WNC3673","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/9211\/5944\/files\/hen__69364.1760472303.1280.1280.png?v=1779803873","url":"https:\/\/shopsimpsons.com\/products\/socksmith-women-s-mother-hen-novelty-cotton-crew-socks-green-heather","provider":"Simpson Outfitters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}